The lightness of being can’t become conscious to people without balloon fetish. Only a true looner is able to understand. Captured breath, held together by a thin cover, a balloon, the epitome of perfection. Squeaking rubber, creaking, whistling, colorful and so beautifully plump. So delicate, so infinitely delicate, so horny. The floating airicus with the sweet knot, it excites you immensely. A beautiful, big, plump, red balloon, it bursts. What’s going on inside you? Are you getting teary and anxious, or would you like to play violently with your private parts and burst the next balloon? Is it the blowing up of balloons that makes you ecstatic, or do you orgasm when a sick balloon, whistling loses its air? The statistics show that it is most beautiful when you live out the balloon fetish in pairs. The inflation of the limp envelope, to a plump hollow body, so infinitely sensitive.

If you find it sexually arousing and also quite stimulating to shove asparagus spears into your asshole while you cover your private parts with bacon, you could possibly have a food fetish. You may want to have sex with egg salad, but you only get off on egg salad when it has pickles in it. A thick meat sausage in your cunt hole, scratching your clit with the sharp-edged rim of the lid of a tuna can and pushing the leek deep into your intestines. Sex with food is nothing unusual, but it’s also nothing common. Holding your penis in soup, ejaculating into coffee, or fucking a ripe melon, the food fetish is to blame if you have such fantasies. There is no shame in fucking with food, is it? You can feel a little ashamed of being such a disgusting freak who does it with vegetables.

Does it excite you when you wear black rubber during sex? And does it make you even hornier when your sex partners also have a pronounced rubber fetish. Heavy, black rubber, it makes you sweat and you don’t even have to wear it for that. The sight is enough to make you hot and the typical rubber smell will do the rest. Dressed from head to toe in black rubber. Only in this way you feel light on your feet, only in rubber you feel how elastic you are. A conditionally stretchy material, quite unruly and not without pitfalls, it’s just damn fun.

In short, for most women, the Deepthroat Fetish is a nightmare, it’s probably more of a man thing. Do you like to push your partners cock all the way in, does the grunting and gagging of your sex partner make you horny? A fuck in the throat, it’s the last thing they want and yet they keep quiet and indulge the fun. The women here are completely different, the sluts from the circus of perversions want to swallow cocks, they love to be fucked by you in the throat. For these sluts there is nothing better than being made to vomit with your thick cock and they find it horny that you don’t pull your cock out when they vomit. Look at their happy eyes, they’re crying with joy, that’s for sure. Deep in the gullet, that’s fine, that’s how you learned, you like it that way.

First smell it, then lick it, then smell it again. You have a smell fetish, you are a sniffer, strict smells make you horny. You like how private parts smell and how it smells in the crotch, you love the smell of sweat from the groin, you like to sniff between the toes of your sex partners. In the ass notch, there it smells nutty, but who are we telling, you know exactly how it smells there. Violent foot odor makes you horny and also bad breath is something that makes you hot, that’s understandable, after all you have an odor fetish. The smell fetishism is rare, you are rare, sex partners are rare. Nevertheless, in the circus of perversions you will find plenty of sex partners with whom you can live out your smell fetish. How they probably smell behind the ears and how at their anus? Find out on a fetish date, meet strangers and sniff them.

Do uniforms excite you, or do people who wear uniforms excite you. Clothes make the man, they say, and there is certainly something to it. We don’t have to explain it to a freak with a uniform fetish, you know exactly what makes you horny about uniforms. Stand still and hands off sex, now it’s getting serious. Tinsel hangs on the epaulettes, but it is only the uniform of a park guard from the twenties. The uniform of a captain makes you horny, but the uniform of a general, if you were allowed to fuck someone who wears such a uniform, you would faint. Historical uniforms with badges of honor, your tooth will drip, you’ll wet your panties. Your blood pressure rises to dangerous heights and your pulse races. Getting excited about a uniform, that’s pretty crazy, but if it’s your thing, then it’s okay. We’re not judging.

Do you walk through the streets at night with a small three-rung ladder and rub your penis on the push buttons of the pedestrian lights? You have an object fetish. Do you put on a little skirt, leave your panties at home and sneak into the parking garage to sit with your cunt hole on the trailer hitch of a car? You have an object fetish. Men have it, women have it of course and the very brave, live out their object fetish together. Fetish dates are made, one amuses oneself together, at dead objects of the daily use. When people meet who can’t feel any empathy for each other, but have objects with which they can satisfy the sex partner, then it becomes damn horny dates. The curse of the object fetish, it can make lonely, but it does not have to. You can always make fetish dates.

A woman in a beaver costume and a man in a gorilla costume rub up against each other and think it’s pretty great. It can’t be explained with common sense, to say the least, it’s strange, if not weird. The unicorn does it with the bear, the cat with the dog and the salmon gets fucked by a deer. The neighbors love to gossip, so it’s better to keep it a secret if you have an fursuit fetish. For someone with fursuit fetish, it feels quite normal, but for other people, it can seem very strange. Do you also have a costume in your closet? Are you an elf, a kangaroo, or a booty rat when you dress up to fuck? Meow meow, woof woof, i-aaaaaa. It’s like a zoo here, since the people with the fursuit fetish discovered us for themselves.

Inhaling smoke, it is certainly foolish and one of the stupidest things you can ever do. Which also makes the smoke fetish a very stupid fetish. Common sense cannot explain smoking, smokers are very sick people. Worse than smokers, are only people like you. Freaks who get off on smokers. You take advantage of these sick people, it excites you to watch addicts smoke, you have a smoke fetish, you disgusting pig. Cigarettes, cigars and also hookahs, when you see smoking people, then your teeth chatter, then your sex itches, then you get horny like shit. Your teeth drip when you see them inhaling the smoke, they smoke and they steam and you get excited to the point of ecstasy. Have you ever thought about fetish dates with smokers with whom you can live out your smoke fetish?

Thick rings in the sex, they are stuck in holes punched in the labia, they are pulled through acorns, stainless steel in the vagina and penis. Rods, tunnels, rings and other intimate jewelry, do you think it’s horny? In other words, it excites you when it jingles in your sex partner’s underpants, like in a watch store. Metal strikes metal, heavy and cold, it pulls down the nipples, it pulls the labia long, it makes the dick longer and longer. Heavy metal wherever you touch, you already have problems to put on the penis ring, because there is so much steel in the plonker. If you have a piercing fetish, you like stainless steel in your private parts. Stigmatophilia is the weakness for piercings, unnatural holes in the body, they are horribly beautiful. It becomes really beautiful with the rings in the body only when chains are pulled through.