A human furniture fetish, how funny is that? Yes, we know you take it seriously. You love to be a piece of furniture, it makes you horny to pose as an end table. A fine doily on the hump, a floor lamp on the spine, so you crouch in the corner and have horny thoughts. Or are you even a coffee table, on which the remote controls and the puzzle book lie. A simple, flat table, on which one also likes to put his feet. You are not a footstool, you don’t seem like a footstool, footstools are different. You could also be a footstool. Are we right, are you a footstool? You are too small for a sofa, but you could be used as an armchair. Shall we get you sex partners to use you as furniture? Would you like to live out your human furniture fetish?

You think you have a caviar fetish? What makes you think so? Is it because you watch caviar fetish porn on the internet and get a hard-on? You desperately need a caviar fetish date so you realize what it’s like to really get crapped. Shit doesn’t smell like roses. And it’s not least the scent that doesn’t come across well in porn from the tube. In the movies, they squeeze it all out, it’s lubricated, eaten and swallowed what the intestines give. But is eating shit really as nice as they want you to believe? A scat date will bring you back to basics. It will ground you and maybe you will also feel a little sad that the scat thing is not for you after all. Eating shit yourself is totally different to just watching porn where they do it.

The fisting fetish is a very old fetish, everyone knows it, everyone fears it and the one who lives it out, is a real freak. You have to imagine it, some have difficulties to push a suppository into their asshole and others push the whole fist in and push it under great pressure, up to the elbow in the anus. The pointed hand is inserted, clenched into a fist and pulled out. After that, the suppository is no longer a big deal, you can just let it fall in. The fisting fist rammed into the cunt hole, there are quite a few women who like that. Stretch the holes, with him and with her, don’t be squeamish, it should also hurt. How it smacks, so really loud, it smells of horniness in the room. The fisting fetish is something for freaks. You want it, don’t you?

Next please… Take a seat on the gyno chair and put your legs on the trays, contrarily we put a catheter in your hole. Do you like putting on black rubber and indulging in the clinicsex fetish? My god, they shove tubes in your body that don’t belong in there and you think it’s horny? A thick rubber tube in your urethra, it is pushed in dry, that hurts terribly. The enema is more cool, even if it is incredibly much and your belly is already swollen. You breathe through the urine inhaler. All you smell is rancid piss, which makes you horny in the head. The catheter is stuck in your bladder, the other end is pushed through your nose into your stomach, but this circuit is now closed. Everyone around you is wearing similarly latex, this also fires up your clinicsex fetish, you are really horny.

Oh dear, you are also interested in the BDSM fetish? For what exactly? Generally so much kinky stuff falls under BDSM, it’s almost unmanageable. The BDSM fetish certainly includes all sexual activities with bonds, tying, gagging and hanging. Strictly speaking, BDSM is not a fetish at all, it is rather a collective term for all kinds of kinky and perverted stuff. But if you think you have a BDSM fetish, then we’ll stick with that term. Are you a sadist or a masochist, or both, or something in between? Are we dealing with a sub, or a dom, what can we do for you? Sure, it’s about fetish dating and BDSM sex, but what exactly are your desires? Do you want to torture other people or are you looking for sex partners because you want to be tortured?

Looking for strangers on the Internet, flirting briefly but fiercely, meeting promptly, taking hard drugs together and fucking in a drug frenzy. You have a chemsex fetish, we have sex partners for you. Sex on drugs, on speed, MDMA and LSD. Rub cocaine on your private parts, smoke heroin and fuck really horny. Another blue pill for him and two blue pills for her, plus lots of alcohol and stimulants. Nice to sniff the poppers bottle, which loosens the anus, then the anal sex is also fun for her. Indulge in the chemsex fetish together, consume plenty of drugs and fuck until you fall into delirium. Pipe in Chrystal meth and smoke crack, so that the sex becomes even more horny. If it only works for you with drugs, then you have a chemsex fetish. In the breaks you have resinous cannabis from the water bong and then you go on with the really hard drugs.

You know those women who tickle their noses with cotton swabs to sneeze? You have a snot fetish, you’re not so different. Do you want us to set you up with women like that? You like to watch snot shoot out of women’s noses, you’re a guy with a snot fetish. The slimy, green nasal mucus, thick boogers, and viscous snot from the sinuses, you’d tear your leg off if a woman lets you swallow it. The snot fetish is disgusting and sweet as fuck. A tough green booger under her plastic fingernail. You’d beg for her to stick her finger in your mouth. You’re a booger eater, a snot slurper, you’re one who gets horny from nasal mucus, you have a deep-seated snot fetish. You fucking piece of shit, we bet nosebleeds makes you horny too. What kind of freak are you? Should we get you women with a cold?

So you are interested in the castration fetish. Maybe you should see a psychologist rather than seek help in the circus of perversions, but you seem to be old enough to know what you are doing. The castration fetish, a strange but not rare fetish. It is bizarre, the desire to part with one’s genitals, but you are by no means alone in this. It requires absolute devotion to be emasculated by a castrator, the worst kind of dominatrix. Only real freaks dare to take this step, not everyone who has a castration fetish allows themselves this unique adventure by far. How would you like to be castrated? With pliers? Do you want a dominatrix to squeeze your vas deferens until it is irreparably destroyed by the squeezing? Or do you want to wear tight rubber bands around your testicles until they darken and fall off? What will you choose?

Hmm, delicious, such a worn panty, it smells so good. The smells of sweat, of piss and of discharge. When it starts to stink because the woman is not healthy, it becomes really delicious. A nice vaginal fungus, oh how that smells, you never get enough of it. A scent you never forget, so nice fishy, nasty and mean. A guy with a panty fetish like you appreciates everything that sticks in the panties, it can not be stinky enough. Slime and stains, scents that are not of this world, not even hell smells as bad as some women’s panties. You know this as you tiptoed to the laundry basket at every party so far and sniffed at the hostess’s panties. There were certainly impressive examples amongst them, you have to tell us about it one time. Worn panties, you can get excited about.

Are you interested in cuckold fetish because you want to fuck someone else’s wife in front of him? Or are you a cuckold looking for someone to fuck your wife in front of you? Either way we’ll make you happy, we’ll get you what you need. It’s a weird fetish, a cruel fetish, a nasty fetish. You get aroused by a strange man fucking your wife. And it turns you on even more the more violent the hornier she finds it to be fucked that way. It’s fun for her, the bitch, much more fun than with you. You’re just the cuckold but he’s the horny lover who fucks your old lady. How she comes off the horny bitch. You were never allowed to squirt her in the mouth, she begs him to do it. Why does she licks his asshole, she knows that you are standing in the corner.