You think you have a caviar fetish? What makes you think so? Is it because you watch caviar fetish porn on the internet and get a hard-on? You desperately need a caviar fetish date so you realize what it’s like to really get crapped. Shit doesn’t smell like roses. And it’s not least the scent that doesn’t come across well in porn from the tube. In the movies, they squeeze it all out, it’s lubricated, eaten and swallowed what the intestines give. But is eating shit really as nice as they want you to believe? A scat date will bring you back to basics. It will ground you and maybe you will also feel a little sad that the scat thing is not for you after all. Eating shit yourself is totally different to just watching porn where they do it.

Dense, curly pubic hair, it turns you on, doesn’t it? You probably like it when it starts at the belly, becomes dense and bushy above the cunt hole and pulls itself up over the asshole to the rump. Labia on which hair grows, thick, frizzy hair, just right for your pubic hair fetish. The circus of perversions gets you sex partners who do not shave the bush. A lush hairstyle is mandatory if you want to play along as a woman in this category, the more conspicuous the better. It does not have to be well-groomed, it may be quietly sticky and stink of cunt, then it is right for the guys who join us. Pubic-hair on the asshole, thick curls that cover the rosette. To lick the asshole, you have to dig through the hair. That’s how you want it, you also like it when the pubic hair smells.

You know those women who tickle their noses with cotton swabs to sneeze? You have a snot fetish, you’re not so different. Do you want us to set you up with women like that? You like to watch snot shoot out of women’s noses, you’re a guy with a snot fetish. The slimy, green nasal mucus, thick boogers, and viscous snot from the sinuses, you’d tear your leg off if a woman lets you swallow it. The snot fetish is disgusting and sweet as fuck. A tough green booger under her plastic fingernail. You’d beg for her to stick her finger in your mouth. You’re a booger eater, a snot slurper, you’re one who gets horny from nasal mucus, you have a deep-seated snot fetish. You fucking piece of shit, we bet nosebleeds makes you horny too. What kind of freak are you? Should we get you women with a cold?

Did you know that there are other people with bacteria fetish? Truth be told, your fetish is not that rare. You are not quite as screwed up as you always thought, others are as screwed up as you are. The circus of perversions is joined by women who pull their labia apart and rub their pussies on the pissed toilet seats of public toilets. Such women also lick dirty door handles, filthy handrails and filthy urinals. They have a bacteria fetish, they find the possibility of infection very arousing. Where normal people say “fie”, it gets interesting for these bimbos, they are up for herpes, syphilis and other stories. Fecal bacteria turn you on? Do you also lick toilet seats and suck on the ball hanging from the rope that opens hospital doors? Things that can make you sick turn you on? You have a bacteria fetish.

The shoe fetish, the nasty, nasty shoe fetish, what has it driven you to. Have you ever smelled shoes that stood in the stairwell? Have you gone to the shoe closet of acquaintances when you were supposed to be watching the cat and licked the insoles of the shoes? Women’s shoes smell seductive, there is no second opinion, the mixture of foot odor and the smell of leather, is uniquely good. You certainly have a shoe fetish, if you pay attention to toe prints on the inner soles, they taste particularly salty and smell intensely of foot. You probably know many women who have no idea that you know how their shoes smell. Ballerinas are interesting, they are cheap, they quickly smell like foot and they are worn all summer long. You like to sniff shoes, you have a shoe fetish.

Oh dear, you are also interested in the BDSM fetish? For what exactly? Generally so much kinky stuff falls under BDSM, it’s almost unmanageable. The BDSM fetish certainly includes all sexual activities with bonds, tying, gagging and hanging. Strictly speaking, BDSM is not a fetish at all, it is rather a collective term for all kinds of kinky and perverted stuff. But if you think you have a BDSM fetish, then we’ll stick with that term. Are you a sadist or a masochist, or both, or something in between? Are we dealing with a sub, or a dom, what can we do for you? Sure, it’s about fetish dating and BDSM sex, but what exactly are your desires? Do you want to torture other people or are you looking for sex partners because you want to be tortured?

Hmm, delicious, such a worn panty, it smells so good. The smells of sweat, of piss and of discharge. When it starts to stink because the woman is not healthy, it becomes really delicious. A nice vaginal fungus, oh how that smells, you never get enough of it. A scent you never forget, so nice fishy, nasty and mean. A guy with a panty fetish like you appreciates everything that sticks in the panties, it can not be stinky enough. Slime and stains, scents that are not of this world, not even hell smells as bad as some women’s panties. You know this as you tiptoed to the laundry basket at every party so far and sniffed at the hostess’s panties. There were certainly impressive examples amongst them, you have to tell us about it one time. Worn panties, you can get excited about.

Are you also one of those who sneak into the ladies’ room, with the fear to get caught in the back of your neck, to rummage in the sanitary napkin bucket? Your mouth is watering, the treasures to be found there are so delicious. Tampons wrapped in used sanitary napkins, kept fresh by several layers of toilet paper. What a feast for the eyes, what a feast for the palate, the menstruation fetish is a very special fetish. Do you unpack everything right on the spot, lick the mucus out of the panty liners, chew on the tampons and jerk your juice onto the toilet seat? Or do you go through the cubicles one by one and take your treasures home with you? Sanitary napkins in which dirt and mud sticks, red, green slime and also brown from the asshole. It smells like a woman, very strict and pure.

So you are interested in the castration fetish. Maybe you should see a psychologist rather than seek help in the circus of perversions, but you seem to be old enough to know what you are doing. The castration fetish, a strange but not rare fetish. It is bizarre, the desire to part with one’s genitals, but you are by no means alone in this. It requires absolute devotion to be emasculated by a castrator, the worst kind of dominatrix. Only real freaks dare to take this step, not everyone who has a castration fetish allows themselves this unique adventure by far. How would you like to be castrated? With pliers? Do you want a dominatrix to squeeze your vas deferens until it is irreparably destroyed by the squeezing? Or do you want to wear tight rubber bands around your testicles until they darken and fall off? What will you choose?

Are you interested in cuckold fetish because you want to fuck someone else’s wife in front of him? Or are you a cuckold looking for someone to fuck your wife in front of you? Either way we’ll make you happy, we’ll get you what you need. It’s a weird fetish, a cruel fetish, a nasty fetish. You get aroused by a strange man fucking your wife. And it turns you on even more the more violent the hornier she finds it to be fucked that way. It’s fun for her, the bitch, much more fun than with you. You’re just the cuckold but he’s the horny lover who fucks your old lady. How she comes off the horny bitch. You were never allowed to squirt her in the mouth, she begs him to do it. Why does she licks his asshole, she knows that you are standing in the corner.