A human furniture fetish, how funny is that? Yes, we know you take it seriously. You love to be a piece of furniture, it makes you horny to pose as an end table. A fine doily on the hump, a floor lamp on the spine, so you crouch in the corner and have horny thoughts. Or are you even a coffee table, on which the remote controls and the puzzle book lie. A simple, flat table, on which one also likes to put his feet. You are not a footstool, you don’t seem like a footstool, footstools are different. You could also be a footstool. Are we right, are you a footstool? You are too small for a sofa, but you could be used as an armchair. Shall we get you sex partners to use you as furniture? Would you like to live out your human furniture fetish?

The shoe fetish, the nasty, nasty shoe fetish, what has it driven you to. Have you ever smelled shoes that stood in the stairwell? Have you gone to the shoe closet of acquaintances when you were supposed to be watching the cat and licked the insoles of the shoes? Women’s shoes smell seductive, there is no second opinion, the mixture of foot odor and the smell of leather, is uniquely good. You certainly have a shoe fetish, if you pay attention to toe prints on the inner soles, they taste particularly salty and smell intensely of foot. You probably know many women who have no idea that you know how their shoes smell. Ballerinas are interesting, they are cheap, they quickly smell like foot and they are worn all summer long. You like to sniff shoes, you have a shoe fetish.

Hmm, delicious, such a worn panty, it smells so good. The smells of sweat, of piss and of discharge. When it starts to stink because the woman is not healthy, it becomes really delicious. A nice vaginal fungus, oh how that smells, you never get enough of it. A scent you never forget, so nice fishy, nasty and mean. A guy with a panty fetish like you appreciates everything that sticks in the panties, it can not be stinky enough. Slime and stains, scents that are not of this world, not even hell smells as bad as some women’s panties. You know this as you tiptoed to the laundry basket at every party so far and sniffed at the hostess’s panties. There were certainly impressive examples amongst them, you have to tell us about it one time. Worn panties, you can get excited about.

Are you also one of those who sneak into the ladies’ room, with the fear to get caught in the back of your neck, to rummage in the sanitary napkin bucket? Your mouth is watering, the treasures to be found there are so delicious. Tampons wrapped in used sanitary napkins, kept fresh by several layers of toilet paper. What a feast for the eyes, what a feast for the palate, the menstruation fetish is a very special fetish. Do you unpack everything right on the spot, lick the mucus out of the panty liners, chew on the tampons and jerk your juice onto the toilet seat? Or do you go through the cubicles one by one and take your treasures home with you? Sanitary napkins in which dirt and mud sticks, red, green slime and also brown from the asshole. It smells like a woman, very strict and pure.

Are you interested in cuckold fetish because you want to fuck someone else’s wife in front of him? Or are you a cuckold looking for someone to fuck your wife in front of you? Either way we’ll make you happy, we’ll get you what you need. It’s a weird fetish, a cruel fetish, a nasty fetish. You get aroused by a strange man fucking your wife. And it turns you on even more the more violent the hornier she finds it to be fucked that way. It’s fun for her, the bitch, much more fun than with you. You’re just the cuckold but he’s the horny lover who fucks your old lady. How she comes off the horny bitch. You were never allowed to squirt her in the mouth, she begs him to do it. Why does she licks his asshole, she knows that you are standing in the corner.

The fisting fetish is a very old fetish, everyone knows it, everyone fears it and the one who lives it out, is a real freak. You have to imagine it, some have difficulties to push a suppository into their asshole and others push the whole fist in and push it under great pressure, up to the elbow in the anus. The pointed hand is inserted, clenched into a fist and pulled out. After that, the suppository is no longer a big deal, you can just let it fall in. The fisting fist rammed into the cunt hole, there are quite a few women who like that. Stretch the holes, with him and with her, don’t be squeamish, it should also hurt. How it smacks, so really loud, it smells of horniness in the room. The fisting fetish is something for freaks. You want it, don’t you?

When dealing with sextoys becomes a fetish, then good night. A sextoy fetish makes you terribly lonely, you don’t need sex partners anymore, you have dildos, flashlights and vibrators for your ass. Why should you keep sex contacts when you still have batteries in the house? Lots of plastic, latex, little moors, remote controlled via Bluetooth. Putting the willy in a perfect cunt, made of silicone, that’s the true feeling. A thick black rubber dildo ensures that the pussy is stretched and does every woman very good now and then. But when it becomes a sextoy fetish, then you have to pull the handbrake and put it to a stop. If you give up sextoys, the addiction will take a toll on your mind. Sweats, you will be nervous, irritable and impatient, these are the downsides of withdrawal. But it must be done, get help if you need it. You really need to get away from the sextoy fetish.

Next please… Take a seat on the gyno chair and put your legs on the trays, contrarily we put a catheter in your hole. Do you like putting on black rubber and indulging in the clinicsex fetish? My god, they shove tubes in your body that don’t belong in there and you think it’s horny? A thick rubber tube in your urethra, it is pushed in dry, that hurts terribly. The enema is more cool, even if it is incredibly much and your belly is already swollen. You breathe through the urine inhaler. All you smell is rancid piss, which makes you horny in the head. The catheter is stuck in your bladder, the other end is pushed through your nose into your stomach, but this circuit is now closed. Everyone around you is wearing similarly latex, this also fires up your clinicsex fetish, you are really horny.

Dense, curly pubic hair, it turns you on, doesn’t it? You probably like it when it starts at the belly, becomes dense and bushy above the cunt hole and pulls itself up over the asshole to the rump. Labia on which hair grows, thick, frizzy hair, just right for your pubic hair fetish. The circus of perversions gets you sex partners who do not shave the bush. A lush hairstyle is mandatory if you want to play along as a woman in this category, the more conspicuous the better. It does not have to be well-groomed, it may be quietly sticky and stink of cunt, then it is right for the guys who join us. Pubic-hair on the asshole, thick curls that cover the rosette. To lick the asshole, you have to dig through the hair. That’s how you want it, you also like it when the pubic hair smells.

Oh my, the nasty genital torture fetish… are you serious, you want to do it? Bad, really bad, you should be ashamed of yourself. Should we get you sex partners who abuse your genitals? What would you like? Are you a man who wants to be kicked in the balls by a woman? Do you really enjoy it when her foot bounces against your testicles and a pain drives through your body that is as intense and radiant as God himself. Should she crush your balls with the nutcracker, really squeeze until red veils cloud your field of vision? No problem, we know such women, in the circus of perversions we introduce them to you. If she is already there, she could also prick you with needles in the glans, which hurts like hell, but makes you horny as hell, even the Pope dreams of it.