A human furniture fetish, how funny is that? Yes, we know you take it seriously. You love to be a piece of furniture, it makes you horny to pose as an end table. A fine doily on the hump, a floor lamp on the spine, so you crouch in the corner and have horny thoughts. Or are you even a coffee table, on which the remote controls and the puzzle book lie. A simple, flat table, on which one also likes to put his feet. You are not a footstool, you don’t seem like a footstool, footstools are different. You could also be a footstool. Are we right, are you a footstool? You are too small for a sofa, but you could be used as an armchair. Shall we get you sex partners to use you as furniture? Would you like to live out your human furniture fetish?

Did you know that there are other people with bacteria fetish? Truth be told, your fetish is not that rare. You are not quite as screwed up as you always thought, others are as screwed up as you are. The circus of perversions is joined by women who pull their labia apart and rub their pussies on the pissed toilet seats of public toilets. Such women also lick dirty door handles, filthy handrails and filthy urinals. They have a bacteria fetish, they find the possibility of infection very arousing. Where normal people say “fie”, it gets interesting for these bimbos, they are up for herpes, syphilis and other stories. Fecal bacteria turn you on? Do you also lick toilet seats and suck on the ball hanging from the rope that opens hospital doors? Things that can make you sick turn you on? You have a bacteria fetish.

Hmm, delicious, such a worn panty, it smells so good. The smells of sweat, of piss and of discharge. When it starts to stink because the woman is not healthy, it becomes really delicious. A nice vaginal fungus, oh how that smells, you never get enough of it. A scent you never forget, so nice fishy, nasty and mean. A guy with a panty fetish like you appreciates everything that sticks in the panties, it can not be stinky enough. Slime and stains, scents that are not of this world, not even hell smells as bad as some women’s panties. You know this as you tiptoed to the laundry basket at every party so far and sniffed at the hostess’s panties. There were certainly impressive examples amongst them, you have to tell us about it one time. Worn panties, you can get excited about.

Do you feel like a slaughter animal and want to live among your own kind? The Circus of Perversions has good contacts with farmers who will lock you in the pigsty if you wish. Naked amongst pigs who will bully you. You will eat concentrated food and acorns amongst your shit until the day of your slaughter comes. Your slaughter fetish is in good hands with us, we will lock you up where you belong, in the barn. Since you are obviously not suitable for breeding, you will be fattened and slaughtered. You will end up as bacon and schnitzel on the plate. You have a fetish for slaughter cattle, because you are a slaughter cattle, you are not even livestock. In the pigsty you are fattened, as a pig among pigs, in the dirt, where you belong. Finally you can live out your slaughter fetish properly.

The shoe fetish, the nasty, nasty shoe fetish, what has it driven you to. Have you ever smelled shoes that stood in the stairwell? Have you gone to the shoe closet of acquaintances when you were supposed to be watching the cat and licked the insoles of the shoes? Women’s shoes smell seductive, there is no second opinion, the mixture of foot odor and the smell of leather, is uniquely good. You certainly have a shoe fetish, if you pay attention to toe prints on the inner soles, they taste particularly salty and smell intensely of foot. You probably know many women who have no idea that you know how their shoes smell. Ballerinas are interesting, they are cheap, they quickly smell like foot and they are worn all summer long. You like to sniff shoes, you have a shoe fetish.

Are you interested in cuckold fetish because you want to fuck someone else’s wife in front of him? Or are you a cuckold looking for someone to fuck your wife in front of you? Either way we’ll make you happy, we’ll get you what you need. It’s a weird fetish, a cruel fetish, a nasty fetish. You get aroused by a strange man fucking your wife. And it turns you on even more the more violent the hornier she finds it to be fucked that way. It’s fun for her, the bitch, much more fun than with you. You’re just the cuckold but he’s the horny lover who fucks your old lady. How she comes off the horny bitch. You were never allowed to squirt her in the mouth, she begs him to do it. Why does she licks his asshole, she knows that you are standing in the corner.

The fisting fetish is a very old fetish, everyone knows it, everyone fears it and the one who lives it out, is a real freak. You have to imagine it, some have difficulties to push a suppository into their asshole and others push the whole fist in and push it under great pressure, up to the elbow in the anus. The pointed hand is inserted, clenched into a fist and pulled out. After that, the suppository is no longer a big deal, you can just let it fall in. The fisting fist rammed into the cunt hole, there are quite a few women who like that. Stretch the holes, with him and with her, don’t be squeamish, it should also hurt. How it smacks, so really loud, it smells of horniness in the room. The fisting fetish is something for freaks. You want it, don’t you?

The butthole, a wonderful thing, no wonder so many people have an asshole fetish. The anus, this horny opening, how versatile it is. Nice to look at when at rest, a rosy body opening, completely closed, the skin wrinkled and contracted, it’s a pretty rosette. Since you have an asshole fetish you will know that the anus can also show itself differently. The soft flesh that closes the intestine is extremely versatile. If you play with the poop hole, stick your finger in and irritate it, the sphincter swells, turns blue and becomes quite hard. The anus becomes a solid ring, bulging and bulging towards you, shiny wet and glowing pink to dark red on the inside. There is no greater punishment than not being allowed to lick it, you just have to lick the asshole, it looks so delicious.

Are you also one of those who sneak into the ladies’ room, with the fear to get caught in the back of your neck, to rummage in the sanitary napkin bucket? Your mouth is watering, the treasures to be found there are so delicious. Tampons wrapped in used sanitary napkins, kept fresh by several layers of toilet paper. What a feast for the eyes, what a feast for the palate, the menstruation fetish is a very special fetish. Do you unpack everything right on the spot, lick the mucus out of the panty liners, chew on the tampons and jerk your juice onto the toilet seat? Or do you go through the cubicles one by one and take your treasures home with you? Sanitary napkins in which dirt and mud sticks, red, green slime and also brown from the asshole. It smells like a woman, very strict and pure.

You know those women who tickle their noses with cotton swabs to sneeze? You have a snot fetish, you’re not so different. Do you want us to set you up with women like that? You like to watch snot shoot out of women’s noses, you’re a guy with a snot fetish. The slimy, green nasal mucus, thick boogers, and viscous snot from the sinuses, you’d tear your leg off if a woman lets you swallow it. The snot fetish is disgusting and sweet as fuck. A tough green booger under her plastic fingernail. You’d beg for her to stick her finger in your mouth. You’re a booger eater, a snot slurper, you’re one who gets horny from nasal mucus, you have a deep-seated snot fetish. You fucking piece of shit, we bet nosebleeds makes you horny too. What kind of freak are you? Should we get you women with a cold?