A human furniture fetish, how funny is that? Yes, we know you take it seriously. You love to be a piece of furniture, it makes you horny to pose as an end table. A fine doily on the hump, a floor lamp on the spine, so you crouch in the corner and have horny thoughts. Or are you even a coffee table, on which the remote controls and the puzzle book lie. A simple, flat table, on which one also likes to put his feet. You are not a footstool, you don’t seem like a footstool, footstools are different. You could also be a footstool. Are we right, are you a footstool? You are too small for a sofa, but you could be used as an armchair. Shall we get you sex partners to use you as furniture? Would you like to live out your human furniture fetish?

Hmm, delicious, such a worn panty, it smells so good. The smells of sweat, of piss and of discharge. When it starts to stink because the woman is not healthy, it becomes really delicious. A nice vaginal fungus, oh how that smells, you never get enough of it. A scent you never forget, so nice fishy, nasty and mean. A guy with a panty fetish like you appreciates everything that sticks in the panties, it can not be stinky enough. Slime and stains, scents that are not of this world, not even hell smells as bad as some women’s panties. You know this as you tiptoed to the laundry basket at every party so far and sniffed at the hostess’s panties. There were certainly impressive examples amongst them, you have to tell us about it one time. Worn panties, you can get excited about.

When dealing with sextoys becomes a fetish, then good night. A sextoy fetish makes you terribly lonely, you don’t need sex partners anymore, you have dildos, flashlights and vibrators for your ass. Why should you keep sex contacts when you still have batteries in the house? Lots of plastic, latex, little moors, remote controlled via Bluetooth. Putting the willy in a perfect cunt, made of silicone, that’s the true feeling. A thick black rubber dildo ensures that the pussy is stretched and does every woman very good now and then. But when it becomes a sextoy fetish, then you have to pull the handbrake and put it to a stop. If you give up sextoys, the addiction will take a toll on your mind. Sweats, you will be nervous, irritable and impatient, these are the downsides of withdrawal. But it must be done, get help if you need it. You really need to get away from the sextoy fetish.

Next please… Take a seat on the gyno chair and put your legs on the trays, contrarily we put a catheter in your hole. Do you like putting on black rubber and indulging in the clinicsex fetish? My god, they shove tubes in your body that don’t belong in there and you think it’s horny? A thick rubber tube in your urethra, it is pushed in dry, that hurts terribly. The enema is more cool, even if it is incredibly much and your belly is already swollen. You breathe through the urine inhaler. All you smell is rancid piss, which makes you horny in the head. The catheter is stuck in your bladder, the other end is pushed through your nose into your stomach, but this circuit is now closed. Everyone around you is wearing similarly latex, this also fires up your clinicsex fetish, you are really horny.

The shoe fetish, the nasty, nasty shoe fetish, what has it driven you to. Have you ever smelled shoes that stood in the stairwell? Have you gone to the shoe closet of acquaintances when you were supposed to be watching the cat and licked the insoles of the shoes? Women’s shoes smell seductive, there is no second opinion, the mixture of foot odor and the smell of leather, is uniquely good. You certainly have a shoe fetish, if you pay attention to toe prints on the inner soles, they taste particularly salty and smell intensely of foot. You probably know many women who have no idea that you know how their shoes smell. Ballerinas are interesting, they are cheap, they quickly smell like foot and they are worn all summer long. You like to sniff shoes, you have a shoe fetish.

You know how it is, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, only with the armpit fetish it is different, there are only winners. Every sexpartner should have one or two armpits, it can be assumed. And no matter if hairy, shaved, freshly washed, or sweaty, an armpit is always horny. Hmmm, smells good, tastes good, is horny, makes you horny. There stands the cock, there is the pussy wet, let’s make dates and lick each other’s armpits. Hair between the teeth, no problem, you accept that and maybe you’re even into it, if the armpit is unshaved. Wet armpits, the sweat runs down, it smells severe, it tastes salty and also bitter at the same time, you press your snout in, like a maniac. The fetish of perversions, how could it be otherwise, gets you sex partners with armpit fetish. The arms up, now it’s heavily sniffing and licking time.

Did you know that there are other people with bacteria fetish? Truth be told, your fetish is not that rare. You are not quite as screwed up as you always thought, others are as screwed up as you are. The circus of perversions is joined by women who pull their labia apart and rub their pussies on the pissed toilet seats of public toilets. Such women also lick dirty door handles, filthy handrails and filthy urinals. They have a bacteria fetish, they find the possibility of infection very arousing. Where normal people say “fie”, it gets interesting for these bimbos, they are up for herpes, syphilis and other stories. Fecal bacteria turn you on? Do you also lick toilet seats and suck on the ball hanging from the rope that opens hospital doors? Things that can make you sick turn you on? You have a bacteria fetish.

So you are interested in the castration fetish. Maybe you should see a psychologist rather than seek help in the circus of perversions, but you seem to be old enough to know what you are doing. The castration fetish, a strange but not rare fetish. It is bizarre, the desire to part with one’s genitals, but you are by no means alone in this. It requires absolute devotion to be emasculated by a castrator, the worst kind of dominatrix. Only real freaks dare to take this step, not everyone who has a castration fetish allows themselves this unique adventure by far. How would you like to be castrated? With pliers? Do you want a dominatrix to squeeze your vas deferens until it is irreparably destroyed by the squeezing? Or do you want to wear tight rubber bands around your testicles until they darken and fall off? What will you choose?

Looking for strangers on the Internet, flirting briefly but fiercely, meeting promptly, taking hard drugs together and fucking in a drug frenzy. You have a chemsex fetish, we have sex partners for you. Sex on drugs, on speed, MDMA and LSD. Rub cocaine on your private parts, smoke heroin and fuck really horny. Another blue pill for him and two blue pills for her, plus lots of alcohol and stimulants. Nice to sniff the poppers bottle, which loosens the anus, then the anal sex is also fun for her. Indulge in the chemsex fetish together, consume plenty of drugs and fuck until you fall into delirium. Pipe in Chrystal meth and smoke crack, so that the sex becomes even more horny. If it only works for you with drugs, then you have a chemsex fetish. In the breaks you have resinous cannabis from the water bong and then you go on with the really hard drugs.

Do you feel like a slaughter animal and want to live among your own kind? The Circus of Perversions has good contacts with farmers who will lock you in the pigsty if you wish. Naked amongst pigs who will bully you. You will eat concentrated food and acorns amongst your shit until the day of your slaughter comes. Your slaughter fetish is in good hands with us, we will lock you up where you belong, in the barn. Since you are obviously not suitable for breeding, you will be fattened and slaughtered. You will end up as bacon and schnitzel on the plate. You have a fetish for slaughter cattle, because you are a slaughter cattle, you are not even livestock. In the pigsty you are fattened, as a pig among pigs, in the dirt, where you belong. Finally you can live out your slaughter fetish properly.