You know those women who tickle their noses with cotton swabs to sneeze? You have a snot fetish, you’re not so different. Do you want us to set you up with women like that? You like to watch snot shoot out of women’s noses, you’re a guy with a snot fetish. The slimy, green nasal mucus, thick boogers, and viscous snot from the sinuses, you’d tear your leg off if a woman lets you swallow it. The snot fetish is disgusting and sweet as fuck. A tough green booger under her plastic fingernail. You’d beg for her to stick her finger in your mouth. You’re a booger eater, a snot slurper, you’re one who gets horny from nasal mucus, you have a deep-seated snot fetish. You fucking piece of shit, we bet nosebleeds makes you horny too. What kind of freak are you? Should we get you women with a cold?

A human furniture fetish, how funny is that? Yes, we know you take it seriously. You love to be a piece of furniture, it makes you horny to pose as an end table. A fine doily on the hump, a floor lamp on the spine, so you crouch in the corner and have horny thoughts. Or are you even a coffee table, on which the remote controls and the puzzle book lie. A simple, flat table, on which one also likes to put his feet. You are not a footstool, you don’t seem like a footstool, footstools are different. You could also be a footstool. Are we right, are you a footstool? You are too small for a sofa, but you could be used as an armchair. Shall we get you sex partners to use you as furniture? Would you like to live out your human furniture fetish?

Are you also one of those who sneak into the ladies’ room, with the fear to get caught in the back of your neck, to rummage in the sanitary napkin bucket? Your mouth is watering, the treasures to be found there are so delicious. Tampons wrapped in used sanitary napkins, kept fresh by several layers of toilet paper. What a feast for the eyes, what a feast for the palate, the menstruation fetish is a very special fetish. Do you unpack everything right on the spot, lick the mucus out of the panty liners, chew on the tampons and jerk your juice onto the toilet seat? Or do you go through the cubicles one by one and take your treasures home with you? Sanitary napkins in which dirt and mud sticks, red, green slime and also brown from the asshole. It smells like a woman, very strict and pure.

You meet a strange woman, you go to bed on the first date, you both have a fart fetish. You can’t wait to jam your nose between her ass cheeks and inhale her farts, and she’s all about farting those right in your face. The time has come, you’re in position, the tip of your nose touching her sweaty anus. It rattles, the air stinks, a nasty wind shoots towards you, which you suck greedily into your lungs. It burns in your throat, it makes your eyes water, it stinks so bad and you wist so horny that your cock hurts. She does not let you down, she spends you one wet fart after another, she is the right one to live out your fart fetish. How wet she gets, how horny it makes her to fart at you, she is impressed by your supernatural erection.

The shoe fetish, the nasty, nasty shoe fetish, what has it driven you to. Have you ever smelled shoes that stood in the stairwell? Have you gone to the shoe closet of acquaintances when you were supposed to be watching the cat and licked the insoles of the shoes? Women’s shoes smell seductive, there is no second opinion, the mixture of foot odor and the smell of leather, is uniquely good. You certainly have a shoe fetish, if you pay attention to toe prints on the inner soles, they taste particularly salty and smell intensely of foot. You probably know many women who have no idea that you know how their shoes smell. Ballerinas are interesting, they are cheap, they quickly smell like foot and they are worn all summer long. You like to sniff shoes, you have a shoe fetish.

Oh my, the nasty genital torture fetish… are you serious, you want to do it? Bad, really bad, you should be ashamed of yourself. Should we get you sex partners who abuse your genitals? What would you like? Are you a man who wants to be kicked in the balls by a woman? Do you really enjoy it when her foot bounces against your testicles and a pain drives through your body that is as intense and radiant as God himself. Should she crush your balls with the nutcracker, really squeeze until red veils cloud your field of vision? No problem, we know such women, in the circus of perversions we introduce them to you. If she is already there, she could also prick you with needles in the glans, which hurts like hell, but makes you horny as hell, even the Pope dreams of it.

Dense, curly pubic hair, it turns you on, doesn’t it? You probably like it when it starts at the belly, becomes dense and bushy above the cunt hole and pulls itself up over the asshole to the rump. Labia on which hair grows, thick, frizzy hair, just right for your pubic hair fetish. The circus of perversions gets you sex partners who do not shave the bush. A lush hairstyle is mandatory if you want to play along as a woman in this category, the more conspicuous the better. It does not have to be well-groomed, it may be quietly sticky and stink of cunt, then it is right for the guys who join us. Pubic-hair on the asshole, thick curls that cover the rosette. To lick the asshole, you have to dig through the hair. That’s how you want it, you also like it when the pubic hair smells.

If you have wet dreams, you dream about tattooed people with whom you have sex. Heavily tattooed men and women, gallons of paint under their skin, colorful images all over the body, your legs go soft. Big dragons on the back, Asian carps on the belly, abstract patterns, so-called tribals, this makes you go crazy with horniness. But also being stung itself, can become a tattoo fetish. Does it make you horny when you are tattooed, would you like to be stung during sex on the genitals, would that be something for you? Do you want to fuck someone you just poke a picture under the skin? The union would approve it too. We talked to them and they say yes to your tattoo fetish, it’s good news. Finding someone without a tattoo is almost hopeless, but you’re certainly looking for freaks with a full bodysuit.

So you are interested in the castration fetish. Maybe you should see a psychologist rather than seek help in the circus of perversions, but you seem to be old enough to know what you are doing. The castration fetish, a strange but not rare fetish. It is bizarre, the desire to part with one’s genitals, but you are by no means alone in this. It requires absolute devotion to be emasculated by a castrator, the worst kind of dominatrix. Only real freaks dare to take this step, not everyone who has a castration fetish allows themselves this unique adventure by far. How would you like to be castrated? With pliers? Do you want a dominatrix to squeeze your vas deferens until it is irreparably destroyed by the squeezing? Or do you want to wear tight rubber bands around your testicles until they darken and fall off? What will you choose?

Mud and muck has taken a shine to you. You find it horny to lie down in big puddles and play in the dredging mud. Eroticism, for you that’s nothing that takes place in bed. For this you go into the woods and look for a wallow, which is also used by wild boars. A mud fetish, it splashes so nice to wallow in the dirt. Wanking, you roll in the mud and fiddle with both hands on the sex. Wouldn’t it be hornier to fuck in the mud? In the circus of perversions we will introduce you to sex contacts with whom you can have sex in the mud. Over in the grove, by the old cabin, there’s a mud hole, it’s infinitely deep. When you fuck in it, you lose the ground under your feet, on top of you, under you, everywhere only mud. Your mud fetish, live it out, not alone, but now together with our crazy freaks.